Pink Kicks

Pink kicks
Today I was walkin down the street
With my pink Asics on my feet
A man drove by and nudged his wife
And said hey babe I think she’s a nine

The man got slapped and slammed on his brakes…
Pulled into his driveway …
Stopped and said to me:

What size are your feet?
I replied a 9 or 9 and a half usually
The man said as his wife stood by:

I got some pink shoes for you, why don’t you give them a try?

I said alright, sure I was just headed to the DMV but I’m interested so I’ll see

The man came out with a Yum shoe box
And opened it up…
The shoes were big like my feet with pink shiny stuff

I said they fit
They said good and his wife was cool
I was on my way to the DMV with a fresh pair of new shoes.